1. Penis Pasta 200g

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars27 reviews

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

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      1. Penis Pasta 200g

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    1. Product Description

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!

      Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

      Key Features:

      • Penis shaped pasta
      • Made from durum wheat
      • Give your pasta meals a hilarious twist
      • Definite growers - don't be fooled by their dry size!
      • Not suitable for those with wheat allergies
    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: Yes
    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Girl's night

      Reviewed: 10 April 2016 by Nickimarie

      Brought these for a night in with the girls, they were in the 3 for £10 offer so thought we would give them a try.

      It was a big hit and all the girls loved it! They taste like normal pasta and so easy to cook.

      Would definitely buy them again.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Price, taste and easy to cook.
      Bottom line
      An essential for any girls night.
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    1. Lots of fun!

      Reviewed: 18 February 2016 by AverageGuy, a Straight Engaged Male

      Only got this as it was part of the 3 for £10 offer at one point.

      As you'd expect, inside the box is just a bag of little penis shaped pasta. Cooks easily, just like any other pasta, can be done with anything really...

      Me and my partner like to just mix it in with normal pasta when guests come over (only specific ones, lol) and wait to see the look on their face when they realise there's lots of little penises in their pasta.

      Would recommend to anyone as it's lots of fun to see people's reactions...

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Cheap, Tasty, Fun.
      Wish you could buy bigger boxes.
      Bottom line
      Lots of fun to mess with your friends.
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    1. Butta la pasta

      Reviewed: 29 December 2015 by Gothic-tricks

      I bought this as a house-warming gift to self, along with some other stuff that had caught my eye. The order arrived with Lovehoney's and Royal Mail's usual swiftness and efficiency.

      In the form in which I received it, the main part of the packaging is a blue box of thin card, the front of which carries a cartoon drawing of a semi-anthropomorphised penis wearing a chef's hat, along with a cutout through which can be seen the pasta itself, in all its phallically edible glory. It's in a plastic bag inside the box, so no need to worry about spills! The back of the box bears a recipe, repeated in multiple languages, for 'penis pasta with big balls' (meatballs, that is!). The box contains roughly 200g pasta, which is enough to make two main-course portions or three starter-sized portions (fun fact, pasta usually serves as the starter rather than the main in Italy).

      *puts chef's hat on* Right, now for the technical stuff! Aesthetics aside, this is yer basic durum wheat pasta. The shape contains a lot of holes and gaps, which in durum wheat pasta typically indicates a pasta shape that is good to use with more liquid sauces, especially tomato-based ones. This pasta can certainly be used for that purpose, but given the specific shape of the product, the aesthetic effect could potentially be somewhat alarming. I would therefore recommend using this pasta with a cheese sauce, or with a lemon-based sauce from somewhere like the Amalfi coast – these are likely to fit with the theme of the shape, certainly in visual terms!

      When I gave this pasta the cook-test, I used a tuna-and-tomato sauce for two reasons: 1) I wanted to test my own hypothesis about the aesthetics. 2) It was what I had in stock. I can definitely say that this penis pasta works very well simply as pasta! It certainly tasted good, and one box made two generous meals. The 'increases in size when cooked' advisory is definitely accurate!

      In sum, I can say that this is an excellent pasta for general use (if your sense of humour so indicates) or for a cheeky gift for someone who'll appreciate it. Butta la pasta! (tr. = 'throw in the pasta')

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Very good, untroublesome pasta shape.
      Bottom line
      Excellent durum wheat pasta for those with a mucky sense of humour.
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