1. Penis Pasta 200g

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars29 reviews

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

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      1. Penis Pasta 200g

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    1. Product Description

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!

      Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

      Key Features:

      • Penis shaped pasta
      • Made from durum wheat
      • Give your pasta meals a hilarious twist
      • Definite growers - don't be fooled by their dry size!
      • Not suitable for those with wheat allergies
    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: Yes
    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Penis Pasta 200g
      2. Penis Pasta 200g

        Only: €4.95

    1. Fabulous gift

      Reviewed: 05 August 2016 by RoyalPaws, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Bought as a gift for my friend for the laughs, he ended up enjoying them more than I thought. They were tasty and did not take a long time to cook.

      However, once cooked they turned flabby and soggy and you had to use all your imagination to tell they are supposed to be penises.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great fun.
      Cons
      Soggy after being cooked.
      Bottom line
      Funny and tasty.
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    1. Girl's night

      Reviewed: 10 April 2016 by Nickimarie

      Brought these for a night in with the girls, they were in the 3 for £10 offer so thought we would give them a try.

      It was a big hit and all the girls loved it! They taste like normal pasta and so easy to cook.

      Would definitely buy them again.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Price, taste and easy to cook.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      An essential for any girls night.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Lots of fun!

      Reviewed: 18 February 2016 by AverageGuy, a Straight Engaged Male

      Only got this as it was part of the 3 for £10 offer at one point.

      As you'd expect, inside the box is just a bag of little penis shaped pasta. Cooks easily, just like any other pasta, can be done with anything really...

      Me and my partner like to just mix it in with normal pasta when guests come over (only specific ones, lol) and wait to see the look on their face when they realise there's lots of little penises in their pasta.

      Would recommend to anyone as it's lots of fun to see people's reactions...

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Cheap, Tasty, Fun.
      Cons
      Wish you could buy bigger boxes.
      Bottom line
      Lots of fun to mess with your friends.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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