1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars35 reviews

      Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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    1. Product Description

      Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

      "Your ass is a glorious colour," he says approvingly, and he tenderly massages the cooling lotion into my pink behind. - Christian Grey

      Invite your lover to soothe your very own glowing cheeks with this rich and creamy spanking cream for a soft and peachy bottom that tells no tales of your spanking adventures.

      A fusion of almond oil, arnica and cocoa butter come together to nourish the skin and sooth any soreness - the perfect antidote to a jolly good spanking.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection approved by author E L James.

      Ingredients (96% natural): Deionised Water (Aqua), Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil (Sunflower Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Refined Oil), Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocobutter), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Almond Sweet Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil), Arnica Montana Tincture, (Arnica Tincture (1:10)), Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract (Calendula extract (1:1)), Parfum, Chondrus Crispus Extract (Carageenan), Potassium Sorbate, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Natural), Bisabolol, Butylphenyl methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha iso methyl ionone, Linalool, Coumarin, Evernia Prunastri (oakmoss), Citral

      Key Features:

      • After-spanking cream from the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection
      • Infused with Christian's signature bergamot, sandalwood and musk scent
      • Unisex fragrance, for him and her to use
      • Contains 96% nourishing natural ingredients
      • Free from parabens
    1. What it does

      • Pharmacy drug type: Cream
      • How fast does it work?: Fast acting
      • What's it for?: Massage

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      After indulging in the sensual pleasures of spanking, apply Soothe Me to your pink bottom to calm and moisturise your skin. Infused with Christian’s signature scent of bergamot, sandalwood and musk, it’s a wonderfully luxurious treat for any lover of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml 35 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml
      2. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

        Only: €11.95

        Hurry! This discontinued item won't be restocked!

    1. Silky soother

      Reviewed: 25 April 2016 by TJme63, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I received this FSOG cream as a freebie when I ordered Spanking knickers. The packaging is the usual classy branding with the other products in the same range.

      When I opened the cream the smell was subtly light and delicious, not at all overpowering.

      I used this shortly after a reasonably long spanking session and it was very cooling on the skin. There was no sting, just a silky smooth soothing. The cream was quickly absorbed into my red cheeks and there was no greasy residue on my skin. This after spank cream was cooling but not cold.

      This cream did not dry my skin as some heavily perfumed creams can. It would easily be used by men as well as the fragrance is neither feminine or masculine... it is just fresh.

      A small pot would go a long way as you don't need lots because it is a high-quality product. Cheaper creams would need to be reapplied but this cream keeps the skin soothed and smooth for much longer.

      I also use this cream to soften my hands if they get very dry.

      I will be buying more of this when this pot is running out.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Soothing and silky smooth.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Cooling in a pot.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Spanking Cream

      Reviewed: 11 April 2016 by RoyalBlue30, a Straight Married Female

      The Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking cream was a free gift with another product that we purchased.

      Not being a Fifty Shades Of Grey fan myself I would most probably have never bought this, but that would have been my loss!

      The cream comes in a very classy black box and the cream in a black container with a silver top. It's lovely and thick and after a good spanking session it does the job! Smells amazing too.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Smell and does the job.
      Cons
      N/A
      Bottom line
      Excellent.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Freebie

      Reviewed: 09 April 2016 by Dark_Delirium, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I got this for free with a paddle I bought and didn't really expect much from it.

      I was wrong.

      Smells amazing, and is really soothing when applied to freshly spanked skin, leaving it nice and soft, and takes the sting away nicely. Absorbs into the skin without feeling sticky or greasy.

      Would have happily paid money for this product.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Smells awesome and soothes nicely.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes