1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars10 reviews

      The only French phrase that we ever remembered was, 'Voulez vous coucher avec moi', which is a question that will be answered with a resounding, 'Oui' once your lusty lover sees you in this fun, flirty, and revealing French maid costume.

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      1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

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    1. Product Description

      The only French phrase that we ever remembered was, 'Voulez vous coucher avec moi', which is a question that will be answered with a resounding, 'Oui' once your lusty lover sees you in this fun, flirty, and revealing French maid costume.

      Designed for a spot of dirty domesticity role play, this sheer and skimpy little number ties above your bum and behind your neck, leaving your back exposed for a cheeky glimpse that your partner will adore.

      The halterneck straps (trimmed with ruffled white lace) lift your French fancies for a pert cleavage, and, for extra support, a single elasticated strap with a swan fastening and slider reaches around your ribcage for an adjustable underbust fit.

      At the centre of the dress is a panel of satin criss-cross lacing that slims your torso, and a tiny white apron for an extra-sexy touch. Wrapping around your hips for a flattering finish, the sheer skirt is trimmed with frothy white lace, and is short enough to show off lacy stocking tops. Ooh la la, indeed.

      Model is 5'7", and a UK size 8 with 32DD bust.

      Please note: feather tickler not included.

      Key Features:

      • Sexy French maid's outfit for cheeky bedroom role play
      • Halterneck and hip satin tie fastenings leave your back exposed
      • Sheer black stretch mesh shows off your bare skin
      • Mock white satin lacing to the front panel slims your torso
      • White satin apron and ruffle lace trims finish the look
    1. Essential info

      • Contains latex: No
      • Fastening: Tie-up
      • Washing instructions: Hand wash only
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Sheer

    Lovehoney Fantasy Size Chart

    1. Lovehoney size UK Dress size Bust Waist Hips
      Small 6 - 8 32" - 34" 24" - 27" 34" - 36"
      Medium 10 - 12 34" - 36" 27" - 30" 36" - 38"
      Large 14 - 16 36" - 38" 30" - 33" 38" - 40"
      1X / 2X 18 - 20 40" - 46" 34" - 38" 42" - 46"
      3X / 4X 22 - 24 48" - 52" 40" - 44" 48" - 52"
      S/M 8 - 10 34" - 36" 24" - 28" 34" - 37"
      M/L 12 - 14 36" - 38" 28" - 32" 37" - 40"
      L/XL 16 - 18 38" - 40" 32" - 36" 40" - 43"
      One Size 6 - 16 34" - 38" 27" - 33" 36" - 40"
      Plus Size 18 - 24 40" - 52" 34" - 44" 42" - 52"

       

      Lovehoney size US Dress size Bust Waist Hips
      Small 2 - 4 32" - 34" 24" - 27" 34" - 36"
      Medium 6 - 8 34" - 36" 27" - 30" 36" - 38"
      Large 10 - 12 36" - 38" 30" - 33" 38" - 40"
      1X / 2X 14 - 16 40" - 46" 34" - 38" 42" - 46"
      3X / 4X 18 - 20 48" - 52" 40" - 44" 48" - 52"
      S/M 4 - 6 34" - 36" 24" - 28" 34" - 37"
      M/L 8 - 10 36" - 38" 28" - 32" 37" - 40"
      L/XL 12 - 14 38" - 40" 32" - 36" 40" - 43"
      One Size 2 - 12 34" - 38" 27" - 33" 36" - 40"
      Plus Size 14 - 20 40" - 52" 34" - 44" 42" - 52"

       

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume 10 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume
      2. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

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    1. Sexy item with the right effect!

      Reviewed: 04 February 2016 by jamtey, a Straight Married Male

      Bought this for my partner who is 5'7", size 12 with 32G boobs.

      On initial opening the bag it looked way too small, but it fitted her body perfectly and even caters well for her breast size.

      For a cosplay item it is nicely made with some really nice details on it. Also, very quick and easy to get on with simple straps, and it doesn't need to be taken off for access to her for the oral and insertive fun times.

      She says that the material feels nice against her body. Have to say it feels nice against mine too!

      A very sexy and nice item that has the right effect (especially if combined with suspender stockings Gabriella Crotchless Suspender Tights ONLY) on both of us!

      Have to say that Lovehoneys' service is superb yet again. Minimal ordering fuss and very fast and secure postage.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Feel and look.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Lovely sexy item, well made and finished.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Bang

      Reviewed: 14 December 2015 by ToxicJenni, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Okay so first points: size 14, cup size 36c ,5ft 7. Fits perfectly, leaves nothing to the imagination!

      Takes seconds to put on too. None of that mood killing flaffing about.

      I loved this. Not as much as my boyfriend did, and within 20 seconds of putting this on and surprising him, he ran like a happy puppy to the bedroom!

      This could honestly fit most sizes, so don't be worried about buying a one size product as it ties by a long ribbon at back and halter neck. Also I'd suggest hand washing this outfit due to the delicate material, as I can't see it lasting long in the wash.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Ease of wear, quality.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant sexy piece.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Maid to tease

      Reviewed: 19 January 2016 by PS

      I love maids outfits and this is one of the best we have tried.

      It is easy to put on and take off. It fits in all the right places even though its one size fits all and clings nicely to her figure.

      It certainly had me begging for service.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Fits great and looks fantastic.
      Cons
      The name.
      Bottom line
      Great fit and very sexy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes