Top 9 Sexy Secret Santa Gifts
on 1 Dec 2021
Take the stress out of secret Santa shopping (and avoid your secret Santa’s disappointment at receiving socks) by buying them a sexy novelty gift.
It's that time of year again: when you get to pick your secret Santa’s name out of a hat!
A cheeky present from Lovehoney means you can give the gift of (sexual) happiness, without needing to apply your Sherlock-worthy detective skills.
Check out our top 9 sexy secret Santa gifts below and get inspired.
For the one who believes in fate
Inspired by our popular weekly sex blog, these dice leave the fate on the night in the rollers hands. One dice chooses the position, one chooses who's in charge, and the last picks the location. That's 216 combinations!
What customers say: "We brought these for a little light hearted fun and now we use them lots! With being at home a lot we have found ourselves using these to brighten up the day"
For the yoga pro or the gamer
When you're playing with these carnal cards, you'll struggle to keep a poker face no matter what hand you're dealt. Taking inspiration from the original Kama Sutra, each card features a different position for you to explore, ensuring everyone comes up trumps.
What customers say: "I bought these and a cheeky little stocking filler at Christmas, and boy am I glad. My BF and I love to play rummy and we have just started using these instead of the other cards. It's great fun"
For the quiet one
Fluffy on the outside, hardcore on the inside. Just like Chuck Norris' beard, these furry cuffs pack a punch. Within the soft faux fur exterior is a set of lockable metal handcuffs for reliable restraint with a cosy embrace and, in red, they're oh-so festive!
What customers say: "For the size and price these are little fluffy miracles. You must buy them! They instantly add that little something to bedroom activities and were a turn on straight away for me and the Mr"
For the show off
Presenting the perfect package. These provocative boxers from the Unwrap Me collection is the gift of all gifts. Its daring front opening is tied with a soft satin bow that's easy to tug open with fingers, toes or teeth...
What customers say: "I bought this to surprise my girlfriend since she's always the one dressing up or using something from Lovehoney. Every time I wear this underneath my trousers and surprise her with it, it drives her insane"
For the holidays-obsessed fancy dresser
Sex-pom, sex-pom, you’re a sex-pom, and baby you can turn everybody on in this festive body. Made from vibrant red sheer fabric with a deep plunging neckline, faux fur trim and decorative pom-poms, it’s a Christmas feast for all the senses.
What customers say: "Beautiful, sexy and a Christmas must have."
For the one who wants to be the gift
The best things come in small packages, and they don't come much smaller than our lacy Unwrap Me thong. Fastening with a fully adjustable bow to the rear, all your lover needs to do is tug the end to reveal their gift...
What customers say: "I am a gift, so I should come with a bow. Well worth the money."
For the one who's had a busy year
Bring a burst of zesty freshness to your home massage parlor with this elegant massage candle. Blending rose, jasmine, amber and cedarwood with a touch of lemon rind, it melts down to a gorgeously smooth oil that's perfect for your next erotic affair.
What customers say: "This candle just oozes class, from the simple and yet classy packaging to the candle that has a clever jug design making it super easy to use. The smell is divine and the oil isn't greasy at all, smooth and easily absorbed by the skin."
For the foreplay lover
Get sleigh bells jingling and sexy bits tingling with our Lovehoney Ignite Pleasure Gel this holiday season. Dab a little bit of this thrilling menthol-infused concoction onto your clitoris, nipples or penis and enjoy new pleasurable sensations.
What customers say: "What a little bottle of gold this is. Only need a tiny amount and it turns a normal orgasm into an incredible one."
For the risk taker
For those looking for something a little more erotic than Buckaroo, here's Lovehoney’s brand new board game. With hotter gameplay than Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Big Oh! rewards daring acts and naughty behaviour. Simply roll the dice, answer revealing questions, or complete a saucy forfeit to move throughout the board and claim your winning booty.
What customers say: "This game hasn’t failed to deliver. It’s great to get out to help set the mood for some more intimate play, in a non intimidating way. It’s great to play and explore your partners body, but it’s also fun and you can have a good laugh while playing as well"