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    1. Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Adult Greetings Card

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars1 review

      It's true that every day is a great day to dance the chocolate cha-cha, but on your birthday is by far the best day. Pass on your well-wishes with this cheeky birthday card, blank inside for you own message.

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      1. Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Adult Greetings Card

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    1. Product Description

      It's true that every day is a great day to dance the chocolate cha-cha, but on your birthday is by far the best day. Pass on your well-wishes with this cheeky birthday card, blank inside for you own message.

      Key Features:

      • Cheeky greetings card for the sex friend in your life
      • A tongue-in-cheek card suitable for any occasion
      • Blank inside to write your own message
      • 18cm x 12.5cm
      • Includes envelope

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      1. Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Adult Greetings Card
      2. Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Adult Greetings Card

        Our Price
        €2.95

    1. Great laugh

      Reviewed: 22 February 2016 by L. Carnitine

      I bought this card for my friends 24th birthday, needless to say he was pretty stunned that a card like this even existed and we all had a great laugh.

      You could guess his surprise when he received another one for the next birthday too!

      I wish there were more cards this crude to give to all of my friends.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Funny and a good gag.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Awesome for a laugh.
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