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    1. Midnight Velvet Remote Control Egg Vibrator

      Average customer review 4 out of 5 stars77 reviews

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      1. Midnight Velvet Remote Control Egg Vibrator

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    1. Product Description

      Our customers say the best thing about this soft, sleek vibrating egg is handing the remote control to their partner and letting them control the tempo, whether in the bedroom or out and about - although they never seem to stay 'out and about' for long!

      The egg has 8 powerful vibration functions to explore, from a tingling buzz to gradually escalating pulsations, and the remote has a range of up to 5 metres. It's primary purpose is external stimulation but you can also pop it into your knickers and let it nuzzle your clitoris.

      There's nothing 'sex toy' about the remote and the vibrations in the egg are super-quiet, so no one will know what you're up to if you're in a bar/restaurant/supermarket.

      This toy weighs just 57g with the batteries inserted, making it suitable for all.

      Use with your favourite water-based lube for intensely slippery sensations.

      Please note: This toy is not suitable for anal stimulation.

      Key Features:

      • Remote control vibrating love egg for discreet pleasure wherever you choose to play
      • 8 intense speeds and patterns to explore
      • Easy-to-use remote control operates the vibrating egg in excess of 5 metres away
      • User-friendly retrieval loop aids removal
      • Weighs 36g without batteries, and 57g with batteries inserted
      • Perfect for solo or shared pleasure sessions
      • Remote control includes 1 x LR27A battery

    Product Videos

    1. Buyer's Guide: Remote Control Vibrators Explained

      So, you've thought about treating yourself to a remote control vibrator, but don't know where to start. Here, Annabelle Knight explains all the benefits of owning a remote controlled sex toy and how you can use one to spice up your sex life. Read more: How to Use a Remote Control Vibrator.

    2. Midnight Velvet Remote Control Vibrator Egg

      With a sleek velvety finish, the Midnight Velvet Remote Control Vibrator is a wireless love egg that lets you enjoy pleasure almost anywhere. With a range reaching up to 5 metres, you can use the wireless remote to cycle through the 8 vibrating modes for vaginal, anal or clitoral stimulation.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Midnight Velvet Remote Control Egg Vibrator 77 4 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5

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    1. Secret excitement

      Reviewed: 26 April 2019 by Heart123, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Well well! We bought this as something random as a bit of fun. However, this was more than fun.

      The excitement of slipping this inside myself before whispering to my partner that the power was in his hands. Let’s just say it made the weekly shop a lot more enjoyable.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Exciting not knowing when my partner would push the button.
      Bottom line
      Fun! Excitement as you don’t know when he will push the button.
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    1. Fantastic

      Reviewed: 19 August 2018 by Shortymelv

      Bought this as something fun for my hubby while we are out.

      Was a little worried at first as when I first turned it on sounded very loud but after a while, you realise no one can hear it! My hubby loves having control of the remote while we are out for date night or a few drinks certainly livens things up.

      Would highly recommend.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Everything - easy to use.
      Bottom line
      Great to liven things up.
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    1. Love it

      Reviewed: 24 January 2018 by Stantina, a Straight Married Female

      This is the second one I bought as I lost the remote to the first one.

      It is brilliant when hubby takes over controls when we are out and about and you never know when he is gonna hit those buttons.

      I was a bit nervous about leaving the house at first as it sounds really loud inserted, but I can ensure you people around you cannot hear what is going on.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Bottom line
      Love it.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes