Aneros Helix Syn Silicone Prostate Massager

I have been trying to achieve a prostate orgasm on and off for a number of years now and had pretty much resigned myself to being one of those men that physically were incapable of having one. (Is there such a thing? Dunno!) I had tried a couple of massagers in the past. One was totally the wrong shape for me and the other was okay and whilst quite pleasant did not get me there.

Then I had an email from Lovehoney with an offer of a free Micro Magic Wand vibrator with any purchase over £10… Hhhmmm, let's just try one more P-massager and get a free vibro too, I said to myself… and quickly nodded in agreement.

I perused the selection and chose the Aneros Helix. Let’s face it, some of them looked to be pretty intimidating girth wise but the Helix looked manageable. Two days later postie is hammering on my door and waving a Helix in my direction (discreetly wrapped I may add… God, that WOULD be embarrassing !) and the magic wand.

It’s my day off and no time like the present, so it’s out of the box in a flash. First impressions are it’s small, “cute” actually and silky smooth to the touch. Quick squirt of lube and it glides in a dream. In the past inserting things has been a bit of an ordeal for me, but this was a doddle and it felt like the tip was nudging just the right spot, as was the perineum thingy bit.

Hop into bed and lie there for a bit just getting used to it being there. Hop out of bed and light an incense stick. Let's get in the mood here people. Lay back and focus. Hop out of bed and close the curtains, resume position. Right I’m ready now. A bit of gentle muscle contracting is all quite nice but no choirs singing yet.

Ah , the Micro Magic Wand. I had the foresight to put in some batteries, so we’re ready to rock and roll. It’s on its lowest speed and I’m on my side. I touch it to the base of the Helix and it instantly feels good. No, great actually. One minute I’m thinking we may just be in business here and then wwhhooooaaa!! I’m hanging onto the headboard like a drowning man.

The pillow's gone across the room and I’m bucking like a demented rodeo rider. My pelvis is thrusting like a steam train and the face would get top marks at a gurning competition. I am normally far from vocal, but I’m single-handedly doing the soundtrack to a hardcore porn movie.

I don’t know how long it lasted, but I’m guessing 45 seconds to a minute, not sure but I do know it beat the hell out of a 5 second cross eyed squint from your average ejaculation.

I lay back gasping for breath and trying to remember where I put the allen key for the headboard. It’s going to need tightening in the morning. I hopped out of bed to retrieve the pillow from the other side of the room before jumping back to planet ecstasy and commencing round two shortly followed by three and four. Cue the singing choir.

I ordered this as my first prostate massager and was not entirely sure what to expect. I am no stranger to anal play and have been doing it since I first became sexually active but the thought of a hands-free experience was appealing.

When I received the product (very quickly) from Lovehoney I was impressed by the packaging that it came in - a really high end feel to it and it did not smell. It is quite a solid toy but the soft touch rubber feels really nice in the hand (and when inside you). I got it whilst I was at work so could not immediately use it but waited in eager anticipation until I finished and used it immediately as soon as I got home.

It was super easy to insert - once you get past the first bit it actually just kind of pops right in and feels fantastic. I would find it hard to believe that anybody could find this uncomfortable when inside them. It is barely noticeable until the pleasure starts to kick in.

The first thing I did was wear it around the house for about half an hour (it is also so small and discreet that I think you could truly wear it to work and out and about all day and nobody would ever notice - well, not from the visual appearance anyway!). After that, I started to get very very aroused so went and lay on the bed in the position it recommends in the guide and focused my efforts a bit. Wow, what a feeling. The hands-free thing is unbelievably nice! Didn't get the best orgasm I have had that first time, but probably because I was a bit overexcited.

With subsequent uses, getting used to the toy and how to relax and get into it the pleasure just gets better and better every time. It is not as intense as something huge with vibes but somehow that actually sort of makes it better once the orgasm arrives!

I always thought that manual stimulation would be better than anything with toys, but boy was I wrong. I now use this regularly and it is, all round, my favourite toy. It takes a little bit of time to get prepped and to get into it but for such a small toy it sure delivers a kick! Great bang for your buck and worth every penny.

Having tried a couple of prostate massagers before (including Aneros), with no success I was sceptical. However, having watched videos of so many guys having so much fun, I decided to give prostate play one more go.

Now, Lovehoney always give a good service and shipping in plain packaging is a must seeing as I send stuff to my parents! The reason for this is my wife has no idea about my dirty little secret. So anyway, the Christmas period was approaching and my wife had a night out so I knew I'd be alone for a night. So I decided I'd try to enjoy myself!

A little prep work was required, using a douche (which is unflattering) and taking a nice warm shower. I made sure the front door was locked, just in case! Then with a wry smile I made my way upstairs feeling very horny. Now I'm alone, naked and horny. The professionally packaged Aneros Helix was beside me. Now was the time.

Now, having done so much research before hand I know that a session with the Helix cannot be rushed. It's all about being relaxed and getting in the zone, so I lubed up the Helix, and my "exit only" hole and lying on my back in a starfish position I slowly inserted the massager.

Now I must admit for the first time this is awkward and uncomfortable, but worth the effort. Relax and it will glide in to exactly where it's supposed to (it's engineered to do so). Now it's all about relaxing and not forcing the issue. So I decided to put on a blindfold (also from Lovehoney) and headphones connected to my iPod.

Now here I am totally relaxed and my senses alive being blind and deaf (the subtle tones of Rihanna's S&M playing in my ears on a loop). Time from my session is naturally a blur during my session but after I'd guess 10 minutes my body naturally seems to make the massager work. As I'm blind and deaf I notice this a lot more than with previous attempts at prostate play. After probably 20-25 minutes I'm gyrating on the bed pretty uncontrollably.

I'm not an expressive ejaculator during sex but here I am having an orgasm and uncontrollable moans are sneaking out of my mouth with no sign of ejaculation. I'd found the holy grail of a prostate orgasm and it was better than any manual ejaculation I'd ever had. I was shaking and deep breathing afterwards. The thrill had me so wound up I finished myself off with my hand, with my cum landing on my neck I was so turned on.

This was an eye opener for me and something I plan to try every time my wife is out and I'm alone, so I can try for waves of pleasure. But for anyone wanting to try a prostate massage I stress you let time be your friend and not rush anything. Also read the instructions and do some research online.

One happy customer.