1. Realistixxx Deluxe Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator

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      1. Realistixxx Deluxe Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator

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    1. Product Description

      Experience mind blowing, as-good-as-real sexy time with this incredibly lifelike vagina and ass masturbator. Give her 5kg of weight a good spanking then plunge into either of her tight holes and ride out your fantasies to a sensational conclusion.

      Each hole leads to a separate canal with its own unique ribbed texture, allowing for experimentation galore during play.

      All you have to do is apply plenty of water-based lube to yourself and your chosen hole, place the masturbator on your bed or balance it on top of you as you thrust your way to ecstasy.

      Approximately 10 inches wide, the Realistixxx is easy to store away from prying eyes.

      Key Features:

      • Lifelike pussy and ass male masturbator for awesome almost-sex
      • Pussy and ass boast their own separate canals for versatile pleasure
      • Super-tight ribbed canal stretches to accommodate most men
      • Weighs just under 5kg and measures approximately 10 inches wide
      • Easy to use and clean after play

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      1. Realistixxx Deluxe Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator
      2. Realistixxx Deluxe Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator


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    1. Half-sized fun

      Reviewed: 22 April 2015 by Stuburns, a Straight Married Male

      Well folks, there is no chance this is going to fit through the letterbox. This arrived in a very large plain brown box, but the item box inside was less than half the size of the outer packaging. I guess this is the only box Lovehoney have that it will fit in.

      The dimensions for the product box are roughly 30cm x 30cm x 18cm. It weighs approximately 6kgs. The product box is quite heavy duty and has a carry handle. I'm guessing this is also to be used to store the Realistixxx Deluxe Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator. The box has pictures of the masturbator and a naked model on. Quite tastefully designed packaging. Inside, the masturbator is wrapped in a sealed plastic bag.

      When placed flat side down on the bed I couldn't help but spank the bum, and it felt just like spanking a real bum, with the exact same slapping sound. Before I go any further I must remind you that, because both chambers are open-ended, you will certainly need something underneath the toy because lube will certainly leak from the toy all if you aren't using a condom. You certainly don't want to be changing your bedding.

      The masturbator is about half the size of an actual life-size bum. Comparing to my size 8 partner anyway. But this is still a rather large toy.

      Using water-based lube, I thought I would work the natural progression first and pushed myself into the vagina. There wasn't much of a struggle. The TPR is very stretchy indeed. I am above average and this accommodated me no problem at all. I could feel the ridges inside. These added a nice feel. Not overly ridged, but noticeable. The best thing of all was I could push myself in fully to the buttocks.

      I was right at the end of the masturbator, but at least it was just the tip touching the towel and not the whole head popping out. Some masturbators just aren't long enough. Anyhow it was nice to be able to drive straight using long strokes and being met by firm buttocks.

      Now I had properly introduced myself, I decided to move to the ass. Easily accessible, but slightly tighter. Again the chamber was long enough to take everything I had. The ridges felt exactly the same as in the vagina.

      I also tried this on a flat surface and it created a little suction, which was in fact a bit of a bonus. I also found when you get a little more vigorous the buttocks actually get a rhythm going with you. They end up slapping back onto you. Think this is because the masturbator is made entirely of TPR rubber and the weight, it certainly makes for great interaction. I also tried a little double penetration with the help of one of my OH's dildos.

      This was very accommodating. You can feel there is something in there with you and tightens whichever hole you are in that little bit more. I also got my OH involved. She would move the dildo in and out against my rhythm. This masturbator also allowed me a little bit of a 3some with my OH. I also tried this for masturbating whilst lay on my back. I had to hold with both hands but again it worked well and I could push the bum into my groin, although using it this way my head did poke out the ends of the chambers a few times.

      Something else I tried with this, just to see how well it reacted to stretching, was a little fisting. It actually worked and stretched more than enough. There was no sign of any tearing, which I have seen happen on masturbators before even after only a couple of uses but this retained its shape straight away.

      Cleaning, however, proves to be a little bit of a struggle, especially in the sink. Just because of the size and weight. I found it easier if it shared the shower with me. Then once dry it needs a proper massaging with renewer.

      This product should fit in nicely between the Fleshlights and full-size torsos. A happy medium, if you were. I was more than happy with it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Great size, stretched but retains its shape. Great rhythm.
      Awkward to clean because of size.
      Bottom line
      Very enjoyable for me, a feel as good as a Fleshlight.
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