1. CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars44 reviews

      Long gone are the days of needing a partner around to play with gentlemen's relish. Get that filled up feeling, enjoy creampie visuals or explore your cum fetish with CREAMY: the unscented, unflavoured fake semen lube. Great for ejaculating dildos!

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      1. CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml

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    1. Product Description

      Long gone are the days of needing a partner around to play with gentlemen's relish. Get that filled up feeling, enjoy creampie visuals or explore your cum fetish with CREAMY: the unscented, unflavoured fake semen lube. Great for ejaculating dildos!

      Ingredients: Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Acrylate / sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Sodium Polyacrylate, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate, Ethylhexylglycerine, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shae) Butter Extract, Polysorbate 80, Stearamine Oxide, Octyldodecanol, Decyl Oleate, Ceteareth-30, Sodium Hyaluraunate,Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Extract, Zea Mays Oil, Hypericum Perforatum Oil, Carbomer, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7

      Key Features:

      • Creamy, fake-semen lube for lubrication which looks (but doesn't smell or taste) like cum
      • Perfect for cum fetishes, ejaculating dildos and creampie fun
      • Milky-white colour is perfect for ejaculate imitation play
      • Squeezy-bottle for easy dispensing
      • Water-based hybrid formula, infused with silicone for long-lasting glide
    1. Essential info

      • Bottle type: Squeeze
      • Lubricant Type: Water-based
      • Lubricant Type: Cream
      • Volume: 150 ml
      • Lubricant Features: Suitable for Vegetarians

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml
      2. CREAMY Cum-Style Unscented Water-Based Lubricant 150ml

        Our Price
        €9.95

    1. A Cum Cravers Dream

      Reviewed: 02 November 2020 by Blonde_Bunny, a Straight Married Female

      Jizz, spunk, cum, load - call it what you like. Some of us girls and guys have a thing for the stuff, and arguably nobody more than myself. Honestly, that hot and thick creamy substance is on my mind - and body - way more than is healthy I’m sure. From creampies to facials, I fantasise it all. I’ve never been the kind of lass to spit or swallow, I’m the naughty little girl who wants to play with it and let it slowly drip out and down my body. My curious cum kink is a massive part of my sex life now, but there’s only so much one man can deliver me, and my poor husband just cannot satiate my appetite in this regard - not for want of trying. When I heard that Lovehoney could provide me with this alternative by the bucket load, I knew this product was going straight in, and around, my basket.

      When it comes to lubricants in general I'm a bit of a critic, a sceptic and scared of new things. I’ve quite sensitive skin and have in the past experienced rashes, irritations and general nether-misfortunes thanks to lubes with unfavourable ingredients. But after reading so many satisfied reviews on this product, and ever the eager beaver I am, there was no way on earth I wasn’t going to give this a go.

      Upon opening my weekly delivery from Lovehoney, I nearly melted when I first saw this bottle. The artwork may be simple, but it is absolutely stunning. I mean, just look at it, there’s no mistaking what this bottle contains. If that alone doesn’t get you excited then you’re surely purchasing the wrong products. It’s far from the subtle, clean and classy lube bottles I’m used to buying, but that’s why I love this so much. It screams playful, mischievous filth in every aspect - a little like myself.

      The lube is made to look and feel just like real cum, and honestly it really does look and feel like real cum. It’s thick and stringy and has a cloudy white colour yet it doesn’t have any smell at all, it actually reminds me a little of the PVA glue I used in primary school except it’s not sticky at all - that’s a good thing, no-one wants lube like glue. It glides over your skin and between your fingers and washes off easily with soap and water. I’d go as far as to say this may well be the slipperiest lube I have ever used. Ever.

      If you’ve never played with cum lube before, you may be surprised how much you enjoy using it as a visual turn on, let alone as an actual lubricant. My husband can drizzle it over my boobs and body during foreplay and I can slather it over my dildos when I’m alone. I can roll around in it if I wanted to - and I will I’m sure. Endless cum all for my endless enjoyment, no penis required. If you’re a cam girl, performer or take erotic photos, this will undoubtedly also be right up your street.

      I’ve also now used with an internal lube applicator and for me this is the best way I’ve found of getting the most out of this product. I’ll be honest, I have no issues with creaming a dildo all by myself, but to fill yourself with this stuff before hand then to see the state of your dildos and you fingers and it running down your thighs is enrapturing. Gosh, it’s making me feel all gooey inside just thinking about it.

      I’ve yet to try this product with an ejaculating dildo but without a doubt that’s the next item on my shopping list. I’m sure the possibilities for fetishes and fun with this lube is only be limited to your imagination.

      The only tiniest negative about this lube - and it really is a tiny negative - is the bottle function itself. I love lube bottles with a pump style top for easy and quick dispensing. This lube is just that slippery, it’s a little challenging trying to hold the bottle while squeezing out it’s contents.

      In summery, if you’re anything like me with an insatiable kinky cum fetish, and you're looking for a realistic replacement or addition to the real thing that also does an outstanding job as a water-based lubricant, then there is just no other option. The amount you get for the price is extremely generous and despite the added effort required cleaning up yourself, your bedding and your toys after your play times, I don't think I'll ever stop buying this again and again. Just remember, it’s only as messy, filthy and dirty as the person you want to become.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It’s thick, creamy and as good, if not better, than the real thing.
      Cons
      I’d love this to cum in a pump-style bottle.
      Bottom line
      Endless fun and filth for this little cum-lover!
    3. 5 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. So much fun

      Reviewed: 28 October 2020 by Adventurous Plaything, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Bought this to go with the Doc Johnson squirting dildo. It’s so much fun to use and really realistic.

      Water it down a little for using it in different ways - my partner loves it when I use it in my mouth during oral, a simple tweak but adds a different dimension to things.

      It’s really creamy and a never sticky and the milky colour gives it a resemblance that you can’t seem to get elsewhere. Works so much better than the nut butter you get with the Doc Johnson as it’s more realistic in texture and consistency.

      Can’t recommend it highly enough. This has been a repeat purchase of ours over the past few months and will continue to be so!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Texture and colour.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazingly realistic.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. A great fantasy fulfiller

      Reviewed: 17 October 2020 by Miss_Sinful, a Bisexual Single Female

      I really adore this product!

      It's my all-time favourite lube as it's super soft and silky, looks exactly like cum and perfect for acting out my anal cream pie fantasies (even while I'm playing solo). Me and my play partners have loved watching it ooze out of me and always go through the bottle quickly. I'm on my third one now. :)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The colour and the texture.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Deliciously smooth and creamy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Very Hot

      Reviewed: 16 August 2020 by VelvetRvlvr, a Straight Engaged Male

      This stuff is great! I've only used it solo, but so far it's awesome.

      I love seeing this stuff leak out of a toy while in use! Just the sight alone turns me on big time. Smell is pretty much non-existent, and you get a good amount too! The only real downside is how quick it dries up.

      Overall, I would very much recommend this lube. It'll get you going in no time!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The look and the amount.
      Cons
      A tiny bit pricey, and it dries up a little too quick for me.
      Bottom line
      Great lube. The look is very realistic, and the sight alone gets me going!
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    1. It looks so real

      Reviewed: 08 May 2020 by Virgobabe, a Straight Engaged Female

      We purchased an ejaculating dildo and really wanted some imitation cum to go along with it. Came across this and read the reviews and seemed this was the one for us.

      When it came and we tested it out, wow, it really does look very very similar, exactly the look that we wanted. Highly recommend this cum looking lube.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It looks very real.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Very very realistic, very slippery, love it.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes