1. Classified Mrs Moo Novelty Cow G-String

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars1 review

      Ever thought of mooing to express your pleasure at your partner's petting? Featuring a cow's head to the front, this cheeky G-string invites you to play the field 'til the cows come home!

      €2.99

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      1. Classified Mrs Moo Novelty Cow G-String

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    1. Product Description

      Ever thought of mooing to express your pleasure at your partner's petting? Featuring a cow's head to the front, this cheeky G-string invites you to play the field 'til the cows come home!

      With its elasticated waistline that gives you the perfect fit and the stretchy strap that runs between your cheeks, this cheeky cow is the ideal novelty gift to put you both in the 'moo'd for naughty cuddles.

      Key Features:

      • Mrs Moo G-string for women
      • Elasticated waistline for the perfect fit
      • Thong style shows off your cheeks
      • Encourages fun and sexy role play
      • Perfect as a novelty gift
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Material: Polyester
    2. Essential info

      • Washing instructions: Machine wash

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"

       

      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Classified Mrs Moo Novelty Cow G-String 1 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Classified Mrs Moo Novelty Cow G-String
      2. Classified Mrs Moo Novelty Cow G-String

        €2.99

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        Hurry! This discontinued item won't be restocked!

    1. A Moosing

      Reviewed: 20 November 2018 by VirginAngel, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I had been looking at this novelty thong for a few weeks before it was the perfect price to bump up my order to qualify for an offer, so I went for it.

      And I am so, so glad I did. My partner is a cow farmer, and this is going to be a very amusing and fun stocking filler for christmas.

      She is made from a very lovely, strokable silky material, has a lovely stuffed 3D nose that begs to be squeezed, and cute little innocent eyes. (I'm tempted to replace these with some fun googly eyes myself for an extra laugh factor.)

      The stitching is well finished, and for a low price novelty the build and material quality is higher than I expected. The elastic is very small but stretchy, and this is the first thong I've bought that doesn't look too big for the smallest listed sizes but would still fit the full size range comfortably.

      The only actual downside to comfort is on the inside, there is no gusset, but there is a felt-type material patch backing to the nose which feels a little bit itchy and would possibly irritate if worn for a lengthy period.

      All said and done, I adore her and I can't wait for the surprise reveal come christmas morning!

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Materials, quality, sizing, cute factor.
      Cons
      Would prefer a gusset or a smaller backing patch.
      Bottom line
      For the price, you really can't go wrong for a novelty.
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