1. Lovehoney Oh! Sexy Surprises Calendar Card for Him

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      1. Lovehoney Oh! Sexy Surprises Calendar Card for Him

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    1. Product Description

      It's the sexy card for any special occasion. Hiding behind each of the 24 windows is a sexy or kinky action to perform. Open one window a day and this card will keep on giving long after the receiving.

      Inside the card you'll find a blank space to write your own message, and a removable instruction card to direct your funtimes.

      The instruction card is double-sided, with one side featuring romantic acts, and the other side filled with more adventurous play. Choose which side you'd like your partner to see when they open each window and insert the card accordingly.

      Got some ideas of your own? You can customise your card further by replacing our suggestion card with your own.

      Example of romantic instruction: "Create a fort and cuddle in it"

      Example of adventurous instruction: "Try a new toy together"

      Key Features:

      • Sexy calendar card for intimate fun all month
      • 24 x windows to open, each with a couple-friendly instruction beneath
      • Double-sided insert allows you to choose between romantic or adventurous play
      • Replace the instruction card with your own for a completely personalised month of play
      • The inside of the main card is blank for you to write your own sexy message

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. 24 days of sinfully sexy tasks

      Reviewed: 23 August 2018 by LIL_KNOWN69

      Every year me and my partner buy each other advent calendars and have been doing this since the start of our relationship. It’s become some sort of tradition and each year we try and surprise with something a new and fun. This year we decided to scrap the usual chocolate and gifts idea for a Lovehoney advent card each. And without a doubt it’s the best 30 days of treats you will ever get.

      We received the package super-fast and discreet as always. Inside was the concealed card, which was inside an envelope. This kept everything secure and made sure the card arrived in perfect condition. The front of the card is very traditional looking and perfect for christmas. Small golden hearts give a romantic and cute image to the purple background and I felt this made it look rather innocent. So you could place this on your work surface without anyone really knowing what you have behind the doors.

      On the card you have 24 small doors. The quality is excellent and you can be assured that each door will open without tearing the rest of the card. This is defiantly aimed at couples who want to explore and spice things up or couples who are quite open with each other. Because behind each door is a sexy task (spoiler warning!), the tasks can range having sex by candlelight to going commando for the day. But none require you to purchase any items, so don’t feel you’re going to have to buy a whole new box of toys as the tasks are fun. Sexy and simple.

      The card itself is the standard size greeting card and the doors are on the front. You can write a little message on the inside of the card as this is completely blank for you, which we loved as we find most cards can word things in ways we would never say them and this allowed us to make things far more personal.


      I opened the card and wrote a personal message to my partner and sealed it up without having a peek at the tasks, which made it exciting. I gave her the card and she was almost as excited as me to get started. She loved the purple and has the card on her makeup table which she uses every morning and would have a cheeky smile every time she opened a door.

      We are both on diets at the moment, so chocolate is out the question, and this was the perfect replacement. Who doesn’t want to have a different sexy experience for 24 days in a row. Not to mention this is guilt free and the exercise... Well, sexercise was helping us both reaching our goals. The doors were super easy to open and the quality of the card meant we could easily close them back up to stop prying eyes seeing what secrets are hiding behind each one.

      Over the past few days we have found this has been great for our relationship and trying new things has really pulled us closer together as a couple. From finding a new love of going commando to getting more confidence in the bedroom and verbally, which we have both struggled with at time, these advent cards have been a saviour to help us, bring a new flame into the bedroom and really helped us push boundaries sexually. A huge 10 out of 10 from us. These are the perfect little treat leading up to Christmas.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The quality is excellent, the tasks are really fun and sexy, perfect for couples.
      Nothing to dislike, except maybe Lovehoney should do a year long calendar!
      Bottom line
      Super sexy and fun alternative to the standard advent calendars.
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    1. Cheeky Christmas

      Reviewed: 23 August 2018 by DreamsOfChi, a Straight Married Female

      If you're hoping for a bit of festive fun and frolics this year, this advent card will certainly help get your December off to the right start. Featuring 25 perforated peelable doors, this card gives you a daily naughty suggestion to make your countdown to Christmas very satisfying indeed.

      The A5 size card arrives in a clear plastic wallet with a white envelope in which to send it. The item itself feels good quality, thick glossy material with the Lovehoney logo on the rear. Inside is blank for your own message. The front image is, while not overtly Christmassy, subtely sparkly, with shiny gold hearts and stripes accenting the daily windows. Simple but pretty, and wouldn't look at all out of place on a Yultide mantelpiece (just don't let your Gran examine it too closely).

      Just choose your date and peel open to reveal your advent treat. I found the doors easy to peel though the odd one needed a little extra help tearing the perforation. The 'treats' include position suggestions, sexy activities, role play hints and sexytime enhancement ideas. I wont spoil the surprise but there's plenty to appeal to everyone. If you're looking for ideas to genuinely spice up a stalled sex life this card will provide lots of inspiration. Similarly if you want to incorporate a 'daily challenge' aspect to Advent because you're a saucy minx, this will put a smile on the faces of everyone involved. It's also worth noting that the inner card (containing the printed suggestions) can be removed so you could always cut up the days and use them again, as a lucky dip, treasure hunt or some such.

      I really liked how much potential fun this card offers for such a small outlay and little effort. It's also entirely up to you how you choose to use it - you could send this to a long distance lover and save up the treats for a Christmas Day rendezvous or agree with your live-in partner that each task is completed daily before breakfast, like taking out the bins. PLUS it's also calorie free - though you could always tape a bar of Dairy Milk inside if the lack of chocolate is likely to cause offence.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Small card, big fun.
      Some of the windows didn't tear perfectly but that's it.
      Bottom line
      Probably the best Christmas card you'll send/receive this year.
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