1. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars15 reviews

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!


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      1. Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong

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    1. Product Description

      The udderly brilliant Mr Moo lives up to his name entirely, mooing on demand for your amoosement. Pop your package into the pouch and invite your lover to the barnyard petting zoo. Cowabunga!

      You might think you're dating the man who's got everything but we're willing to wager this is missing from his collection. An ideal novelty gift, or a stag do party prop, this pouch is just the thing for a side-splitting laugh.

      Elastic colour may vary.

      Key Features:

      • Mr Moo package pouch for men
      • Actually moos for added hilarity
      • Thong style shows off your behind
      • Perfect novelty gift
      • The ONLY outfit you need for #CowAppreciationDay
    1. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
    2. Essential info

      • Washing instructions: Machine wash
      • Who's it for?: For Women

    Classified Size Chart

    1. Classified Lingerie Size UK Dress size Bust
      Small 8 - 10 32" - 34"
      Medium 12 - 14 34" - 37"
      Large 16 - 18 37" - 40"
      XL 20 - 22 40" - 42"
      XXL 22 - 24 42" - 44"
      One Size 8 - 14 32" - 36"


      Classified Lingerie Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14- 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 20 - 22
      One Size  8 - 12

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Classified Mr Moo 'Mooing' Cow Thong 15 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Fun

      Reviewed: 18 April 2017 by Eagles13, a Straight Single Male

      I bought these for a very silly surprise.

      They are extremely comfortable to wear and I can safely say that get a good reaction.

      Initially they got a laugh then, well, we had a lot of fun.

      It was hard to try keeping it from mooing under trousers when trying to hide the surprise.

      That is the only downside to these.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Good fun.
      Hard to keep quiet if trying to hide.
      Bottom line
      Good fun.
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    1. Fits of laughter

      Reviewed: 20 November 2016 by FoxyRed16, a Straight Going Steady Female

      When I was thinking about making my first purchase on here, I was so sure I'd go for all things sexy!

      Then I thought "you're leaving your boyfriend out!" And I stumbled across this gem!

      I kid you not, my boyfriend and I were howling like hyenas when we saw this and. When he put it on... let's just say it was amazing!

      Such a fun little novelty item, or stocking filler - given the time of year!

      I would really recommend this to couples trying to bring a light hearted-ness into the bedroom. :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      The novelty, the sound effects, the ears.
      Bottom line
      My overall summary of the product? Absolutely amazing!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Pull The Udder One

      Reviewed: 09 October 2016 by Thumper the Rabbit

      This was quite possibly the best surprise I have ever given my girlfriend.

      While I have often surprised her with some sexy underwear that I had hidden under my regular clothes, or jumped out from behind a door wearing nothing but a smile, this garment had by far the best response.

      I can not be certain whether it was my already pristine physique or the enhancements that this piece of underwear granted me, but the second she saw it she went weak at the knees. In fact, she almost collapsed from the sheer sexual energy that I was bombarding her with, which in the olden days would have been called swooning. Those poor delicate women folk cannot handle this intensity of arousal and often freeze with shock and awe at the sight of this bovine clad bologna.

      Once my girlfriend had composed herself slightly the next stage of the mating ritual started, she began to get giddy with the mere thought of what lay beneath the Frisian facade. She was giggling like a schoolgirl while I performed some of my manliest poses to demonstrate my masculine dominance and worthiness in wearing such a fearsome beast as a loin cloth.

      When she could stand no more and was at the point of suffocation from all of the erotic laughter, I employed the secret weapon I had been saving for such a delicate moment. I timed it perfectly as she gasped a large lungful of air, I heard the wheeze reach its zenith and then BAM! I pushed the button that activated the sensuous sound box. Three long braying "Moo!"s emerged from the belly of the beast and I saw my girlfriend's face contort in what could only be considered the heights of sexual ecstasy.

      It was at this moment she nearly lost consciousness from all the excitement and I knew that this cash cow had finally paid off. To alleviate her of her tormentuous frustrations I removed the dairy dong drape and revealed the bull behind the horns. No matador could have stopped me, and truth be told, many would have laid down their cloak and accepted a goring if they had witnessed the entire ritual.

      This is all from my experience and I am using an educated guess as to how my girlfriend was feeling throughout as we have never spoken of this night since it happened. I suspect that the eroticism was too much to handle and any mere mention of reverse Minotaurs would be enough to send her into another sexual frenzy of giggling and gasping.

      This is definitely worth every penny

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Complemented my milky white skin, Sends all women into a frenzy.
      It is too powerful!
      Bottom line
      A great piece of kit to send your partner wild.
    3. 10 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes