1. X-Rated Fortune Cookies

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      1. X-Rated Fortune Cookies

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    1. Product Description

      Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 individually wrapped edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.

      Great for sharing after a romantic meal together which is sure to turn naughty!

      Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Sugar, Water, Margarine, Artificial Vanilla and Colour Including FD&C Yellow 5.

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. X-Rated Fortune Cookies
      2. X-Rated Fortune Cookies

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    1. Innappropriate for Uni, apparently

      Reviewed: 18 March 2016 by HappyHippy, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      These are on my list of "things I shouldn't be allowed to buy".

      They're great! I work in a Chinese takeaway from time to time, and they look pretty convincing when you compare them to your usual fortune cookies!

      The box is great, and the dish names on the side are a great giggle!

      I left them for my OH around his desk at Uni because I know he loves fortune cookies, but he also blushes like mad!

      The fortunes are great if you're buying for the funny factor, but not so much if you're going for dirty notes, but we both loved them nonetheless!

      They also taste great. not too sweet, with a slight lemon taste. All in all, I'd say they were a great buy!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Tasted great with funny little notes.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      I'd buy again if they weren't discontinued.
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    1. A great novelty gift

      Reviewed: 12 February 2015 by Laurenlove

      I bought these for a stocking filler for my OH's birthday bag, and they went down a treat!

      The messages inside are bizarre, funny and will have you laughing out loud. I can't lie, we didn't bother eating the cookies (does anyone?!), but for the pure novelty factor these are great.

      The box they come in is quite small but super cute so this is also a plus. Overall great purchase.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Cheap, great gift, nice packaging.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Good value, funny and great gift.
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    1. Funny

      Reviewed: 28 November 2014 by Twilightgirl123, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I got these as a joke for a friend who was coming over and we were going to get takeaway.

      I told her I got fortune cookies and she got really excited because she loves fortune cookies and I was thinking, 'If only you knew'. She read her fortune and her jaw dropped, and I was killing myself laughing.

      They are great fun and a good little prank to play on your friends because they probably won't be expecting a sexy fortune.

      They taste like normal fortune cookies, but they have a sort of sweetness to them, which was nice. The actual individual packaging doesn't give anything away, which was great.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The fortunes. The taste. Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Very good product.
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