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    1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars74 reviews

      Get lubed to the max and make the most of your slippery selves with this heavy PVC bedsheet. Protect your bedspread, sofa, floor or any other surface and get down and dirty in style. Wipe clean and great for practicing how to squirt.

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      €26.95

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

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    1. Product Description

      Get lubed to the max and make the most of your slippery selves with this heavy PVC bedsheet. Protect your bedspread, sofa, floor or any other surface and get down and dirty in style. Wipe clean and great for practicing how to squirt.

      Can be used to cover anything up to a king size bed.

      As not seen in the Laura Ashley catalogue.

      Key Features:

      • Flat PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Oversized for a secure fit that won't slip during action
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - lay it on the floor or sofa for a change of scenery, or create a slip-and-slide in your back garden
      • Sheet dimensions: 200cm x 230cm (6'7" x 7'5")
    1. How it feels

      • Material: PVC

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet 74 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet
      2. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

        Our Price
        €26.95

    1. Perfect for what we wanted

      Reviewed: 09 July 2019 by YoungKinkyCouple, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I'm a squirter and we were fed up of having to put towels down and it going through the towels and all over the bed and mattress. We bought this to put over our mattress.

      It works a treat for an easy clean up and stops the fun from going into our mattress. Love this product. Wish I had bought sooner.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Perfect for what we wanted.
      Cons
      Nothing, we didn't like.
      Bottom line
      Perfect product fits king-size bed perfectly!
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    1. Perfect

      Reviewed: 30 March 2019 by WannBeToy, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I had purchased this for watersports with a friend, it’s perfect, big enough to cover the bed and more, feels nice and easy to clean. Just wipes straight clean!

      Suppose the only thing you could change is a range of colours but that’s not really a defect so. Great product and would recommend.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to clean, more than bigger enough for a double bed to be covered.
      Cons
      No complaints here.
      Bottom line
      Perfect.
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    1. Must-have

      Reviewed: 04 December 2018 by Aurora_1, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Wanted one of these for a while, finally got round to buying it and I'm mad at myself for not getting it sooner.

      Good material, well made, fits my king size bed, lovely purple colour. Feels cold when you first lay on it but that's to be expected given it's material. Came in discreet packaging and arrived on time.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Lovely colour, thick material.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Must-have for those who want to get messy without ruining your bed.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes