Position of the Week: The Horny Hump

Welcome to the most deliciously decadent solo act you didn’t know you were missing – The Horny Hump! This is a randy-yet-relaxing hump with a butt-plug to bring some backdoor bliss to your gleeful grinding.

How

Slip a lubed-up butt plug into your behind then lie face-down like a swooning poet on your favourite surface; bed, pillow, velvet chaise lounge – the world is your boudoir.

Let your hips sashay, swirl and shimmy to your own private rhythm. No hands required – just raw, rhythmic rapture.

Grab the new Lovehoney Booty Buddy to add vibrations that send the Horny Hump to heaven! This clever little butt plug has a removable bullet vibe, so you can use it with or without vibrations, and a large tip designed to target the prostate (if you have one!).

Why

The Horny Hump taps into that deep, primal urge to thrust and grind your way to bliss. It’s a full-body, honest-to-goodness humpstravaganza done your way – go hard to frot away your frustrations or go slow and unhurried to a sensual climax!

Routine can get boring, even when it comes to self-pleasure. But there’s something gloriously animalistic and intuitive about humping like no one’s watching (because they aren’t – unless you’re kinkily filming it for a partner...)

Make it even easier

This position is as adaptable as your wildest fantasies. Elevate your pelvis or tummy with plush pillows, wedge cushions, or even a rolled-up dressing gown to take some weight off your arms. If your wrists get sore easily (a common complaint during sex or yoga) then you can alternate with propping yourself up on your elbows.

Make it even better

Want to turn this solo show into a symphony? Think textures, darling. A velvet cushion, a ribbed towel, even a silk robe – grind into each and feel the difference.

Fancy some company? Let a wand vibrator hum beneath you while you do your thing – or wedge a penis stroker between some cushions to sink into.

If you’ve got a vulva, try a dual stimulation toy like our new Pulsing G-spot and Clitoral Stimulator. You can choose whether it sucks, pulses, or licks your clitoris while the internal arm stimulates your G-spot.

The combination of inside-out stimulation from a dual vibrator, with the delicious internal pressure of a butt plug, will leave you super satisfied. As always, add a dash of lube for a buttery smooth ride.

Make it even kinkier

Get ready to dial up the debauchery... Bind your wrists in silk or lace. Pop on a blindfold. Perhaps a feather boa, just because.

Grind with purpose while listening to a commanding voice from an erotic audio app telling you exactly what a filthy delight you are.

Position a mirror so you can watch your own show – yes, we’re doing performance art now. Or better yet, record it and admire your own technique later.

Not the position for you?

We're working to make sure that everyone is represented on our website, regardless of who you love, so we'll be using a variety of gender depictions in our Position of the Week posts. This will include straight, gay, lesbian, and gender neutral couples, but all positions will have details in the description of how to make them work for your own relationship dynamic.