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    Summer is offically upon us, and for many of us that means only one thing: festival season!

    You've dusted off your wellies, charged your festival phone and packed enough glitter to fill RuPaul's Werk Room.

    But have you got the perfect outfit? Festivals are the perfect place to step outside your comfort zone and embrace the outrageous. Where else can you queue up for a cup of tea in full tiger face paint, nipple pasties and an anorak without anyone batting an eyelid?

    We've got a fancy dress box bursting with festival-ready outfit ideas, from rainbow stripes to brighten up the muddiest field, to the shiniest, sparkliest accessories.

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    Curious about butt plugs? Want to know what they feel like and why people use them? You've come to the right place.

    Your butthole is packed with sensitive nerve endings that can feel incredible when stimulated. But how do you get to them when they're tucked away in your butt? Of course, a finger or a willing partner's penis can help you out, but there is another, super-pleasurable option if you're keen for a little bumfunnery.

    Enter the trusty butt plug: an intrepid little toy that's shaped to fit your body and more than happy to help you explore the pleasures that lie beyond your backdoor.

    Butt plugs come in different shapes, sizes and materials, so which one's best for you will depend on your experience, anatomy and what kind of sensations you're after.

    With the right prep and progression, a butt plug can offer a new, and potentially more intense, way to orgasm.

    Read on to find out how...

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    The term 'self care' has become a bit of a buzzword over the last few years.

    And while the two words clearly mean lots of different things to different people (a quick scroll through Instagram posts tagged #selfcare brings up 12 skin care adverts, a lot of gym selfies and a Kermit the Frog meme) at their core is a pretty simple idea:

    Actively taking control of your personal wellbeing.

    From using mindfulness techniques to help you focus on the moment to Marie Kondo-ing your bedroom, everyone can introduce a little bit of self care into their sex lives, too.

    Here's how...

    From dancing around the house in your pants to loud, uninterrupted sex, there are loads of benefits to living alone or just with your partner.

    Then Christmas arrives, and throws a big sparkly spanner in the works. Suddenly there's a relative lurking around every corner, and you're sleeping on the squeakiest mattress ever.

    A house crowded with people isn't the easiest place to get it on, but before you put a ban on festive bonking, or spend the holidays separated from your favourite vibrator (gasp), here are some handy tips to help you get your glad tidings.

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    Christmas is a hectic time of year for most of us, and it's easy to let sex and intimacy slip.

    Cecile, Jess and Sammi – aka the Lovehoney elves – are here to help, with 10 ways to make your Christmas sexier.

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    What do you love most about your body?

    Whether it's your bum, your boobs or your thighbrows (come again?) we've got sexy lingerie to help you show your favourite bits off.

    Yaaaaas, HallowKweeen: Dress to Thrill in Our Spine-Tinglingly Sexy Costumes

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    Role play is a ghoul's best friend, and our Halloween Shop is officially open!

    Whether you're planning a night of rumpy pumpkin, or you need a cute costume to impress your broom-mates, we've got what you need.

    Come and get it, boo.

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    We're super excited to introduce two brand new Lovehoney Lingerie collections, modelled by Insta-fabulous curve model Audrey Ritchie, (AKA part of Rihanna's size-inclusive Savage X Fenty squad).

    Belle Amour, which features the above chemise, is a scorching combination of delicate lace and plunging cups, while Rendezvouz embraces provocation with open cups, studs and fetish-style O-rings.

    Designed to celebrate round bums, curvy thighs and voluptuous cleavages, both collections are exclusively designed for UK sizes 18 to 28.

    Let us know which piece you can't do without in the comments section below.

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    Chat-up lines. Do you love them or hate them?

    Someone sidling up to you at the bar and 'breaking the ice' by pretending to be a penguin and smashing an ice cube might not exactly do it for you...

    But a so-bad-it's-good line from someone you like?

    Total hearts-eyes!

    To celebrate World Emoji Day, we've given some of our fave cheeky, cheesy (and not at all sleazy) pick-up lines an emoji makeover.

    Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators.

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    Passport? Check.

    Sunscreen? Check.

    Vibrator? Check.

    If, like me, you convince yourself you can pack a whole holiday’s worth of essentials into one carry-on bag (rolling your clothes is the answer, people), then you’ve probably experienced the 'hairdryer or sex toy' dilemma.

    As far as I’m concerned, my Mantric wand has just as much right to a corner of my suitcase as my hair straighteners and 7 pairs of shoes.

    And though I know the humidity will turn my hair into a fuzzy mess as soon as I get off the plane, and I'll shuffle around in the same pair of flipflops all week, at least I'll have great orgasms.

    If you can’t bear to leave your trusty plaything behind, then here are a few tips for taking your toys on holiday.

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