Fist-It Numbing Water-Based Anal Lubricant 500ml

Seriously, if you have trouble with anal but you love it why haven't you brought this yet.

I have always loved the thought of using big dildos on myself and I have many, but never been able to enjoy them until now.

So this lube gives you a bit of a tingle at the start but really works. Definitely worth buying.

I was in search of a new lube to help me master a new butt plug of mine. It was the largest plug I had ever used (Colt XL) and I was struggling to get it in fully.

I picked this lube as it advertised it’s numbing capabilities. I thought this would be perfect to help me with my plug.

When it arrived I used it straight away. I was like a kid a Christmas. I took a generous scoop out of the large pot and I was delightfully taken aback by the sensation this lube gave me. It was like an extreme cooling sensation. That’s the only way I can describe it. It did shock me to start with because I wasn’t expecting it, but trust me the feeling you get from this lube adds to the excitement of whatever you are using it for.

It’s safe to say my plug did not defeat me that time round and I was beautifully full for the remainder of the day.

This lube is now a firm favourite of mine and is my go-to for any anal play.

So we wanted to get into a bit of anal play. Although we are nowhere near ready for anal fisting we thought this would help me relax with anal play so we went ahead and bought it.

It's a very large tub of thick clear white lube, which is brilliant value for money. It had a screw-on lid with an extra lid inside which helps stop any spillages. The label is easy to remove (we did this as our children can now read and we always forget to put lube away) so that's an added tick.

We literally couldn't wait to test it out. We jumped at the chance of an early night and got straight to it. My partner unscrewed the lid grabbed a rather large dollop of lube was smothered it all over me. I was hit with a massive cold sensation before being welcomed but a very big hot tingle. I mentioned to my partner that it's starting to burn (bearable tingle) and he laughed thinking I was being a "wimp" and added another quite large amount to my nunny and bum.

Payback is sweet right? I did exactly the same. I stuck all 5 fingers into the pot, scooping out a wad of lube and slowly rubbed it onto his penis. The head, the shaft and the balls. He started to groan. See how do you like it now (with a smug grin on my face) I stopped! I stopped rubbing and touching. Which made the tingle 10 times worse. With every breeze of movement came an extra sting.

He jumped out of bed like the house was on fire (yet his penis was) and ran to the bathroom, falling over on the way may I add. I could hear the water gushing from the bathroom tap. He ran back in the bedroom shouting my name with the look of sheer shock on this face. My cock is on fire! Before leaving the room, running back to the bathroom as quick as his legs could carry him.

By this point, I have tears gushing down my cheeks. I'm crying with laughter that I literally thought I was going to pass out trying to catch my breath. I managed to find my way to the bathroom through the tears to find him standing over the bathroom sink with his willy floating in a sink full of lukewarm water looking at me. After a 10 min soak and god knows how many wipes of a flannel he finally calmed down and was able to laugh about it.

Our parts were totally numb for at least an hour. We used way too much and a small 20p size amount would be more than enough.

We had since used it for small toys and the odd butt plug which works great with. (Don't worry you don't get any ring sting.) It's very long lasting and the rub is going to go a very long way.

We did spill some on the sheets and it's all washed out fine. It's easy to clean so no worries there (was a little worried as I didn't think I would be able to get it out with it being so thick).

Another plus is that there is no smell at all. Can't stand strong scented lubes.

Overall a great product if used in small amounts. I could imagine the tingle being quick fun. You can always add more. Don't be like him.