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    1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars37 reviews

      The Lifelike Lover has clearly been scoffing his crusts, but with a super-smooth and hairless body it's his 8 inch shaft that's gone curly. Bending over backwards to reward you with internal stimulation, the 10 vibration functions pleasure you to the max.

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      €39.95

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      1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      The Lifelike Lover has clearly been scoffing his crusts, but with a super-smooth and hairless body it's his 8 inch shaft that's gone curly. Bending over backwards to reward you with internal stimulation, the 10 vibration functions pleasure you to the max.

      A wired controller makes operation simple for either partner, while the pronounced head and veined body knock orgasms out of the stimulation ballpark. Pop it in for full-tilt fun and revel in shaft-to-tip sensation elation.

      Water-based lubricant is a must for a smooth and sensual insertion experience.

      Lifelike Lover Classic is a timeless collection of dildos that offers simple style, lasting quality, and all-encompassing satisfaction.

      Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic shape with raised veins and protruding head
      • 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vigorous vibration
      • Pair of balls to prevent over-insertion and for use as a handle
      • Super-strong suction cup base so you can play hands-free
      • Wired controller easy for either operation in any position
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.5 inches
      • Circumference: 5.5 inches
      • Insertable Length: 7 inches
      • Length: 8.5 inches
      • Oring diameter: 1.75 inches
    2. Power and speed

      • Battery Info: 2 x AAA batteries
      • Controller Type: Wired - push button
      • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
      • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
    3. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Material: PVC
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    4. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch

      The Lifelike Lover has clearly been scoffing his crusts, but with a super-smooth and hairless body it's his 8 inch shaft that's gone curly. Bending over backwards to reward you with internal stimulation, the 10 vibration functions pleasure you to the max.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch 37 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch
      2. Lifelike Lover Classic Curved Realistic Dildo Vibrator 8 Inch

        Our Price
        €39.95

    1. Simply a superb dildo

      Reviewed: 11 July 2019 by fiftysomething guy

      Arrived promptly and in plain packaging as usual. Unpackaged, it felt wonderful in my hands, so I wasted no time in taking it in to the bathroom and sticking it to a tile. I was a bit worried about the size as this is the largest dildo in my collection, but I used plenty of lube and the head glided painlessly into my bum.

      With gentle rocking movements to and fro, to my amazement I soon had the entire length inside me, the feeling was just sensational. Even with some very vigorous pounding the dildo remain firmly stuck to the wall until I climaxed like never before. Later that evening I used it on my wife. Well, I've never seen her surrender to any of our toys in the way she did with this one and it wasn't long before she was crying out in loud orgasm. Definitely the best toy we now own.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything, feel, length and girth.
      Cons
      Nothing, just need to find an ejaculating version now.
      Bottom line
      A truly excellent toy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Excellent dildo

      Reviewed: 20 July 2018 by Horney2018, a Straight Engaged Female

      This toy was amazing had me orgasming many of times definitely worth buying.

      I've used it in the shower as it has a good suction and good for in the bedroom too.

      Vibrate settings are good too. My partner enjoyed using it on me as well. Not tried it anal yet.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Soft and good length.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love the Curve

      Reviewed: 19 July 2018 by Love getting tagged, a Straight Married Male

      Me and my wife have been doing pegging for several years now and the Curve on this toy is awesome.

      It hits all the right spots. It is fair in its quality and the vibrations are average. But that curve, if you are into pegging, hits your prostate just perfect.

      Mine lasted three years, but I wanted to move on to something bigger. It was well worth every penny I spent on it. If they would make a larger model I would buy it right away.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The curve was the most awesome part about it.
      Cons
      Nothing but I just am ready to move on to something bigger.
      Bottom line
      Love that curve.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love it

      Reviewed: 27 May 2018 by Daisychain 2

      So I always wanted a suction and it had to be one that vibrated and I bought this one. I do not regret it, I love it!

      Suction is great, will stick almost anywhere, vibrations are great and size is perfect. Use this solo and with my partner. Easy to clean and take care of.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Buy it and you won't regret it.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Mind-blowing

      Reviewed: 30 April 2018 by Laurenclark94, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Now this definitely hit the spot!

      Perfect size for me. Was able to take it all and felt amazing! Really nice material and very sturdy. Can be used solo or during foreplay. My partner enjoyed using it on me very much!

      Definitely recommend as gave a brilliant orgasm! Love it!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great size and shape.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect addition to collection.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes