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    1. Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator

      Average customer review 3.5 out of 5 stars3 reviews

      Crack open a new world of pleasure with the help of this remote control love egg vibrator, and discover a powerful toy with 10 vibration speeds and patterns to enjoy. Use the discreet remote to play solo or with a partner, inside or outside the bedroom.

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      1. Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator

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    1. Product Description

      Crack open a new world of pleasure with the help of this remote control love egg vibrator, and discover a powerful toy with 10 vibration speeds and patterns to enjoy. Use the discreet remote to play solo or with a partner, inside or outside the bedroom.

      Weighing 62 grams with the batteries inserted, the toy's smooth surface is designed to slide and sit inside, delivering vibrations to your inner sweet spots. Use the attached loop to easily remove the egg when playtime is over.

      Your love egg is best enjoyed with water-based lubricant.

      Key Features:

      • Remote control vibrating love egg for discreet pleasure and play
      • 3 satisfying speed and 7 scintillating patterns to explore
      • Smooth finish and ergonomic shape help the egg slide comfortably inside
      • Retrieval loop ensures safe and easy removal
      • Enjoy thrilling couples play by passing your partner the remote
      • Weighs 62g with batteries inserted, 40g without
      • Egg requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included)
      • Remote control requires 1 x CR2032 battery (included)
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 1 inches
      • Base type: Finger Loop
      • Insertable Length: 3 inches
      • Length: 6 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Rigid
      • Material: ABS Plastic
      • Waterproof: No
    3. Power and speed

      • Battery Info: 2 x AAA
      • Controller Type: Wireless - push button
      • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
      • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator 3 3.5 out of 5 stars 3.5 out of 5

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      2. Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator

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    1. What a rather nice egg it is too

      Reviewed: 28 June 2019 by Lovinthetoys, a Straight Married Male

      I was a little unsure how big this egg was going to be from the images. You can't always tell, and the measurements give you a rough idea, but still, I was surprised when I took the egg out of the little cardboard box.

      It's probably the length of a large chickens egg, but noway near as wide, and weight wise, probably a little heavier than the aforementioned egg.

      To start with, you have to slide the back off the remote, and remove the paper separator to enable the battery, and by untwisting the egg you are presented with a place to slide two AAA batteries. (Not supplied.)

      Once all back together you can power up the egg by the single button on its top. This then glows red, ready for action. You can use this button to then cycle through the 3 speeds of vibration, or the seven following patterns.

      Or for the fun it was designed for, hand the remote to a partner/friend/et cetera and let them control it for you. The handy little remote is unassuming, and could easily be confused for something boring and everyday.

      The simple click button on the remote allows the same cycle of speed and patterns, and can be held down to kill the action if needed. On testing our egg, we got up to 20 feet away before we noticed issues with the remote.

      The egg itself is made of ABS plastic, but has a smooth slightly rubbery feel to it, almost a bit like silicone.

      So add a little water-based lube and slide it in. The finger loop will hang out to easy removal, and we found this stayed where it was put, so no issues there.

      The vibrations of the egg I would classy as buzzy, and on the highest setting do deliver a very pleasant feeling when in use. The patterns are much and much the same as most toys, but the constant vibration is what we preferred.

      After use, the egg is not waterproof, so not to be submerged, a clean with sex toy cleaner, or soap and water will see it fit for storage.

      All in all, it's a good egg. It's a toy we had fun with playing in the house/garden and out shopping. It's very naughty to be handed the remote and be in control of the action.

      This is definitely a fun product. It didn't manage to get the "whole" job done, but we were so excited by the time we got home, so it played its part well.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Size and weight are good and comfortable.
      Lack of supplied AAA batteries, always nice to have them included.
      Bottom line
      A good little egg for some remote control fun.
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    1. How D'ya Like Your Eggs In The Morning?

      Reviewed: 19 June 2019 by DreamsOfChi, a Straight Married Female

      I love eggs, they're incredibly versatile - like potatoes, except that they come out of a chicken's bum. It's like magic really when you think about it. No wonder, then, that this ovoid delight is similarly useful and satisfying, even if it isn't as nutritious.

      I think the main selling point for this toy is how quiet it is. I have had a few similar toys in the past and, such was the level of noise they made, I wouldn't even consider wearing them outside the house or hotel room. This toy, however, is really whisper quiet. I mean, if you're in a completely silent library and someone stands less than a foot away with their head level with your ladygarden, they may discern a very low level buzz, but in any other situation - pub, club, restaurant, supermarket, garden, gym, church, Women's Institute meetings (is that enough ideas?) - I don't think I'd have any worries about potentially being rumbled for having a buzzy thing hidden in my pink pocket.

      Another huge plus was how comfortable it was to wear - another reason why I would feel happy wearing it in public. Honestly, once it was in, I suspect I could have easily forgotten it was there (aside from the vibrations, obviously). The weight was perfect, insomuch as it didn't feel like the toy was constantly about to slip out, it sat in place and wasn't at all intrusive to movement or sitting. The material is smooth and slippy, meaning it is easy to insert and provides no irritation from wearing.

      The vibrations are strong and varied. However, personally I'm never entirely sure what I'm meant to be getting from these type of toys. While I could definitely feel the sensations while the toy was in use, I am fairly positive that it is unlikely that this toy would ever bring me to orgasm on its own or without significant extra play. That's not to say it doesn't have a place in the toybox as a 'pre-game' toy, for teasing and/or the naughty thrill of using it in public, but I just need some kind of extra stimulation to completely get me off. It was definitely nice to use in tandem to a clitoral toy though.

      I definitely enjoyed the kinky aspect of wearing it and giving my husband the control fob. The fob size is perfect to discreetly fit in a pocket or palm. It's also easy to operate. Just activate by shouting "ACTIVATE THE EGG!" (and pressing the front button for 3 seconds) then repeatedly pressing the remote button to scroll through the vibration settings. If I were designing a toy like this, I would probably look at having a different button for each individual pattern because it's pretty easy for the fob operator to get lost in the pattern order as the only feedback they get is from the egg-wearer which may be quite difficult if you're in public.

      Other than that, operation is easy. Just make sure you have two AAA batteries to go inside the egg, the remote comes with its own battery. Cleaning was also easy, though this toy is not waterproof, so you need to be aware of not totally submerging it. I found the rubber seal (where the egg breaks open for battery insertion) to be of good quality and effective. Ditto the removal loop which, again, was comfortable and caused no irritation when worn.

      I think this toy represents good quality and good value if you are looking to introduce a love egg to your playtimes. As I say, personally, I didn't find it to be the bearer of instant orgasms but, everyone is different and, even if it doesn't bring you to climax itself, there is still lots of fun to be had. If you're feeling adventurous or are just intrigued by these types of toys I think this would be a wise purchase.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Super comfortable.
      Scrolling remote had no feedback as to the current pattern.
      Bottom line
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    1. Simple, sleek, satin finish

      Reviewed: 17 June 2019 by Kinky&Curvy

      When I first saw the egg I was pretty excited - simple, sleek, black and the ABS material has the silky smooth finish to it that really screams ‘quality’!

      Next, however, was the controller. A controller though it may be it’s a little lacklustre in comparison to the love egg. The material is what you expect of ABS - it’s plastic, shiny plastic almost cheap looking. As I say, it is only the controller but it just brings the love egg down a notch.

      Anyhow, the instructions are clear- press the button down for 3 seconds and then press the button on the remote and you can begin to cycle through the 10 settings.

      It did take me some time I kept pressing the button and nothing happened - it lights up! The button on the egg lights up red that’s when you know it works and you can cycle through. You can also press the button on the egg to change patterns if you prefer.

      In my hand, the vibrations were pretty strong and like most vibes, there is an audible noise but with enough background noise, a little music etc, it’s minimal.

      If you’re using this love egg as a warm-up or a little fun I would highly recommend a little lube just for ease as it is quite bulbous and if you're not relaxed or turned on as much as you could be then you may find it’s quite a size to deal with. Once inside, it fits comfortably and the vibrations may be slightly more muffled, I say maybe because I think when you’re listening out for a noise and when a vibration seems to travel throughout your body you seem to hear it more.

      The vibration patterns really did peak my interest - I found some were very unique patterns not the run of the mill kind you expect unless in the year or so since I’ve bought a brand new vibe patterns have switched up a bit but I found that I actually went for the patterned vibrations more so than the continuous which is a first for me.

      For the strength of the vibration themselves they were noticeable but not excessive I have had stronger vibrations so the love egg itself didn’t bring me to orgasm. However with the addition of a butt plug that changed everything. The fullness of both a plug and a love egg was orgasmic, not to mention that it meant the vibration hit the right spot - a little tip for you there!

      To turn the love egg off you need to press the button on the love egg simply scrolling through the vibrations or pressing a holding the controller button will only put the egg into standby mode.

      Cleaning the egg is simple enough just make sure to clean thoroughly around the main button of the love egg as it’s a change in material, the perimeter of the button will need extra care.

      Would I recommend this love egg? Yes, but it’s isn’t on my top five that is however only because I’m a power queen and unless it’s used alongside another toy it’s doesn’t quite get me there. That being said, if you’re a beginner to vibes altogether and want to give this a try the vibrations are probably more than enough for you just as I say, make sure to put lube onto the love egg to make it easier to insert.

    2. Overall Rating
      5 out of 10 stars
      It’s got that amazing satin finish.
      The controller didn’t match up to the quality of the love egg.
      Bottom line
      Try it alongside a butt plug - trust me! It’s orgasmic!
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