1. What Not To Say During Sex Cards

      Average customer review 2 out of 5 stars2 reviews

      'Hashtag climaxing'! This hilarious set of cards is a cheeky gift for anyone with experience of cringeworthy comments, or someone who has no filter. There are 100 cards in the pack, each with a phrase you definitely shouldn't say between the sheets.

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      1. What Not To Say During Sex Cards

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    1. Product Description

      'Hashtag climaxing'! This hilarious set of cards is a cheeky gift for anyone with experience of cringeworthy comments, or someone who has no filter. There are 100 cards in the pack, each with a phrase you definitely shouldn't say between the sheets.

      Key Features:

      • 100 cards with phrases that should never be uttered in the heat of the moment
      • Perfect for adding fun to your evening, whether you're with a partner or pals
      • A cheeky gift for a friend who always puts their foot in it

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. What Not To Say During Sex Cards
      2. What Not To Say During Sex Cards

        RRP
        €8.95
        Our Price
        €5.37
        You save:
        €3.58 (40%)

    1. What not to Buy

      Reviewed: 26 November 2020 by Trine, a Bisexual Married Male

      Speedy delivery, standard plain box.

      When this was on the way I had high hopes for a good laugh and some light-hearted fun that might lead to some something better.

      I expected this to be a sort of game. I didn't know the mechanics but was willing to learn. It literally is what it says on the tin! Its cards with one sentence on, albeit some are worthy of a nose laugh (you know the quick snort at something mildly funny) rather than a 'lol'.

      After reading the first, maybe 20 cards, I did turn it into my own little game. I gave a word on the card and some vague hints while MrsTrine had a guess at what might be on the card. That was fun and gave us a laugh.

      Without your own little spin these are rather boring and once read have little to no longevity.

      I've given some credit to them because I turned them into something fun, but if you struggle with creativity these will be boring for you.

    2. Overall Rating
      5 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Some are reasonably funny.
      Cons
      It's not a game.
      Bottom line
      Fun with some creativity.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Pretty pointless

      Reviewed: 23 November 2020 by zombifiedguy, a Bisexual Single Male

      I was curious about this item as I haven't really had anything like this before and like a good laugh.

      The box itself was well designed with a lovely colour to keep the cards safe and secure.

      The box contains 100 cards of the same design, each with a sentence or two of text.

      I do have to say that I didnt see much point to this item. Most card items have a reason for the player to go through the cards et cetera, but these are more like reference cards.

      I would say these sayings would have been better as a book and not a pack of cards.

      Some of the cards were humorous in a cringy sense.

    2. Overall Rating
      3 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Some of the cards were creative.
      Cons
      Little reason to actually use them.
      Bottom line
      Okay but pretty pointless for myself.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes