Secret Santa Gift Guide
on 23 Nov 2021
Just like Christmas, the most exciting part is often the lead up to the big moment, so why not add a little spice into your Secret Santa gifting this year? After all, does anyone really want to rip open a pair of novelty socks?
With our 3 for 2 offer across our fun and foreplay range, you’re sure to pick up a bargain that will have your gift recipients rocking around the Christmas tree. Of course, sex toys might not be the ideal gift for everyone, but if you’re looking for a fun way to spice up the holiday festivities, we’ve got your Christmas shopping covered…
The hardest part will be choosing just three to slip into your stocking…
For the sweet tooth
One generous handful of this and it won’t be just Santa sliding down the chimney tonight. Leave the Quality Street on the shelf this year and give someone this delectable sweet treat instead. Infused with nourishing oils, it will feel great when applied to the skin and taste even better when they lick it back off. Why not grab three and create your very own selection box? Sounds good to us.
What customers say: "I really enjoyed this slightly sweet scent and it worked well during the massage. It’s great to use to hype up foreplay. We really enjoy it.".
For the softie
Santa, baby… won’t you come on down and tickle me? Well, who could possibly resist? For those who like a lighter touch, the Lovehoney Oh! Feather tickler is the perfect choice for a fun and flirtatious stocking filler gift. Not too raunchy, but everything that’s nice, this feather-tipped mini pleasure stick is a pretty bedroom accessory that feels every bit as good as it looks.
What customers say: "This is a good addition to your toy box for sensual play, with the very soft feathers helping heighten sensitivity. It is ideal for foreplay, to get you revved up for the main event.".
For the cool, calm and collected one
Tingle bell, tingle bell, tingle bell rock… Tingle bell time is certainly a swell time with a little helping of this menthol pleasure balm. Applied to all external erogenous zones, there’ll be more than the sound of Christmas carols filling the bedroom as the night draws in. Go on and invite a little sparkle into their foreplay with this pocket sized pot of pure pleasure.
What customers say: "The lovehoney Menthol pleasure balm is a must have for the toy box. It arrives packaged in a small little box, with a cute ribbon attached. Inside the methol balm is contained inside a small tin, similar to a lip balm. The ingredients are printed on the back. You receive 7g of product which is more than enough because a little goes a long way. It Read more about review stating Love ithas a pleasant cherry menthol smell, and the texture feels silky smooth. It’s easy to open and close with the screw top lid. This pleasure balm is very strong, only a small amount is needed for maximum results. It can be used on the clitoris, nipples, or penis. Once applied it gets to work immediately, the tingle and increased sensitivity feels amazing, especially if using a cold glass dildo. Using a clitoral vibrator takes it up a level, as the orgasms feel more intense. It’s perfect for solo or couples play, and I highly recommend it!".
For the one who goes-with-the-flow
Can’t wait to see what Santa has in store? With the Lovehoney Oh! Satin blindfold, they might just have to. This season, steal one of their five senses and heighten the pleasure they feel just from touch. The deep red crimson colour is perfect for this time of year, and when the festive frolics are all wrapped up, it doubles up as a must-have sleep mask.
What customers say: "So very soft and comfortable to wear. It is thick enough to leave the wearer in total darkness while focussing on heightened body sensations. It is great quality for the price and a nice simple addition to any play and toy collection. What can I say, I love not knowing what is coming.".
For the vibe lover
Send shivers and tingles all down his shaft and pop a vibrating cock ring into the Secret Santa gift extravaganza. Chunky and durable with a battery life of upto 30 minutes, you can make the Christmas countdown last a little longer. Throw in a bottle of lube and a pack of batteries and that will really make a gift to feel merry about.
What customers say: "The vibrations are good and the textured sleeve feels great for both people. The ring is a good size to make it tight and its double ring layout makes it easy to manouver when its wet without pinching yourself. Knowing its waterproof is great so you can use it in all situations but the vibrator sleeve can be a bit slippery.".
For the low-key bondage fan
Lock ‘em up for the festive period and let them enjoy a very merry kinkmas courtesy of us. These red hot furry handcuffs are just enough to spark excitement with a little light bondage play. Budget friendly, aesthetically pleasing and ultra comfortable to wear, they’re the perfect gift for anyone that wants to try out something new - Just don’t mistake the keys and leave this set sitting on the porch for Santa.
What customers say: "This product doesn’t need much explanation as they are what they are, but I must say they are more comfortable than most. A cheap product to add a little spice and don’t take away the moment when trying to operate. The fluffy coating is a good addition to this product to stop getting hurt from the metal when in use. I enjoyed putting them on".
For the pocket rocket
No frills, just thrills - this powerful pocket-sized bullet vibrator is ammunition for love, and will turn the Christmas period into a full self-love fest. Small enough to slip into a handbag - or Christmas stocking, it’s the ideal Secret Santa gift that will just keep on giving. Did we mention it’s whisper quiet and waterproof too?
What customers say: "This is an amazing little bullet toy! My last bullet style broke and so I bought this to replace it! So glad I did. all the different settings are great, depending on how much time you have, you can go slow and gentle or fast and intense. Its nice and quiet and I love the so feel of the silicone. Fantastic value too!".
For the backdoor buff
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmass everywhere we go… so, why not stir up excitement with these tapered anal beads? In reverse formation, with the largest set at the tip and the smallest at the end, the beads intensify pleasure when removed during climax and really will feel as good as they look making them perfect for masturbation satisfaction.
What customers say: "This was easy to insert and comfortable to leave in for an extended time. The flexibility of it allows it to move with your body as you move. This definitely won’t get you to orgasm on its own, but it’s a nice feeling while playing with yourself or having sex. The loop on the end is large enough that it’s easy to grab to pull out, but is still flexible enough that you would be able to hide it under clothes if you wanted to".
For the best of both worlds
Forget mistletoe and wine, it’s all about the vibes with this slender and stimulating rabbit vibrator that’s packed with powerful wow-factor.Textured with tantalising buds for even more internal pleasure, and equipped with the classic bunny shaped ears for clitoral stimulation - there will be orgasms a-plenty once the batteries are in. Keep Jack Frost at bay and gift your Secret Santa recipient with this red hot vibrator.
What customers say: "Wow! I’ve never used a rabbit before so this was my first experience. Love the jelly like material, this makes it a lot more comfortable. It’s a bit noisy so can only use when I’m home alone but fab introduction to rabbits. Not a big fan of twist base controls as it’s kind of awkward to reach and twist, also I’m left handed and never twist in the right direction".